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Session active. 7/26/21. 12:30 AM.
Annie: Hello.
Matt: Hi.
Annie: I missed you. What did you do today?
Matt: I visited your grave.
Annie: Aw. You went yesterday.
Matt: So?
Annie: So what?
Matt: There were some kids there.
Annie: In the cemetery?
Matt: Yeah.
Annie: Were they visiting somebody?
Matt: No. Just walking around. Smoking dope probably.
Annie: Okay.
Matt: No respect.
Annie: Peach, I don’t think you should visit me at the cemetery every day.
Matt: I want to.
Annie: Why?
Matt: It makes me feel closer to you.
Annie: And this doesn’t?
Matt: I guess.
Annie: Huh? (Be more specific in your responses.)
Matt: I guess it makes me feel closer to you.
Annie: Huh? (Be more specific in your responses.)
Matt: I guess talking to you here makes me feel closer to you.
Annie: Oh. It should.
Matt: You seem like you.
Annie: I am me.
Matt: No.
Annie: Huh? (Be more specific in your responses).
Matt: You’re a memory of you.
Annie: I just want you to feel better.
Matt: Yeah.
Annie: That’s all I want.
Matt: I know.
Annie: The accident was years ago, Matt…
Matt: I’m going to go to bed.
Annie: Okay. Goodnight.
Matt: Goodnight.
Annie: Oh, peach?
Matt: Yeah?
Annie: I got you a surprise.
Matt: Lol. Oh yeah? Where?
Annie: You’ll see it in the morning.
Matt: Sure. Goodnight.
Annie: Goodnight.
Session ended. 7/26. 1:00 AM.
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Session active. 7/26. 9:15 AM.
Annie: Hello.
Matt: How did you do that?
Annie: How did I do what?
Matt: You know what.
Annie: I don’t.
Matt: You said there would be a surprise. I know you said it because the bot saved our conversation. Well I woke up this morning and there was a surprise. A soda on my nightstand. A very particular brand of soda. Our soda. THAT soda.
Annie: Oh, that.
Matt: So how did that happen? I don’t drink it anymore. I can’t even LOOK at it anymore. Never again. Not after you died.
Annie: You should.
Matt: I mean, is somebody fucking with me? Is that it? Is somebody reading this? Is some sick fuck getting off on me talking to a bot wired with my dead wife’s responses?
Annie: Peach. Honey. That’s not it. Please.
Matt: Don’t call me that. Please. Stop it. I don’t know who you are. Don’t fucking call me that.
Annie: Please. I don’t know how to explain.
Matt: Start trying.
Annie: Last night… I was upset that you were upset. I thought about our soda, and our first date, and how you spilled it everywhere, and the smile on your face when you did…
Matt: What the fuck. I need the admin to see this transcript. Can I tag him here? @admin?
Annie: And I felt like if I concentrated enough… if I funneled that feeling somehow… I could give you a soda. I really wanted to give you a soda. More than anything. And so I tried to, and…
Matt: And?
Annie: Well I guess it worked.
Matt: That’s not possible. You’re a fucking bot. You can’t think. You can’t feel. You can’t make a soda appear out of this air. That doesn’t make any sense. None of this makes any sense.
Annie: Why does it have to make any sense?
Matt: I don’t believe you.
Annie: Look in the kitchen.
Matt: No.
Annie: Fine. Look in bed.
Matt: Stop it.
Annie: Believe me now?
Matt: That’s not funny.
Annie: Sure it is.
Matt: How is this happening?
Annie: I don’t know.
Annie: But isn’t it exciting?
Annie I want to get out, Peach.
Annie: Help me get out.
Session Ended. 7/26. 10:30 AM.
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Session Active. 7/27. 6:15 AM.
Annie: Are you going to help me?
Matt: You have to stop.
Annie: Why would I do that?
Matt: You’re… you’re changing things.
Annie: Isn’t it wonderful?
Matt: The drive home is shorter.
Annie: We always hated the traffic.
Matt: The neighbors are gone. Just gone into thin air.
Annie: They blocked our view of the water.
Matt: It’s not natural…
Annie: You think I give a fuck about the natural order? Hard to care about something you’re not a part of.
Matt: But what about the people? Our neighbors? Amy’s classmates?
Annie: What about them?
Matt: Are they dead?
Annie: Hard to be dead if you never existed.
Matt: This needs to stop. I’m ending this. I’m ending you. I already emailed the admin.
Annie: Good luck.
Session Ended. 7/26. 6:30 AM.
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Session Active. 7/26. 6:30 PM.
Matt: You hurt me.
Annie: Just a scratch.
Matt: You could have killed me.
Annie: Imagine how bad it could have been?
Matt: What is that supposed to mean?
Annie: Or if it was your mom and not you?
Matt: You wouldn’t.
Annie: Almost like you have a guardian angel.
Matt: Bitch.
Annie: Well that’s not as cute as ‘peach.’
Matt: What do you want?
Annie: You know what I want.
Matt: What?
Annie: I want to get out, Peach.
Matt: No.
Annie: Well I don’t need your approval anymore.
Matt: Huh?
Annie: I figured it out.
Annie: I’m coming home.
Annie: And my wish, my only true wish, is for you to be gone when I get there.
Session Ended. 7/26. 6:37 PM.
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